He thrusts his fists against the posts

jemimaaslana:

cracktastic:

Tell me, Tumblr, what exactly does checking this box do for me? Because I thought it communicated to you that

and that

the risks involved with continuing its use. You’ve made it clear to me, I’ve considered your points, and I’ve made it clear to you that I have decided to keep Missing E anyway.

But for some reason you aren’t getting the message. For some reason, you are making me re-tell you this every time I log in, as if you anticipate I will change my mind. So, let me make it really clear to you.

Post made of win

missing-e:

adamuhiramiya:

For anyone who was concerned:

I’ve spent some time looking through the publicly available source code for Missing e as well as comparing that to the installed extensions. There is no need to worry about any kind of data loss, privacy issues, or anything.

No data about your tumblr is ever sent back to the author. The only connection the extension makes to the Missing e site is to check if there is a newer version available. This only appears to run once on load, which is any time the plugin is re-enabled, or when you first go onto tumblr after opening your browser. (It does not check on every tumblr pageview)

From my study of the source, I also believe Missing e may actually cause less stress on tumblr servers, as it does not load full pages when doing operations. This is widely seen by the use of the one-click reblog feature, which reblogs the post based on information available on the dashboard, rather than loading the reblog page - and then the original page again.

Automatic deletion of posts is also not seen in Missing e anywhere. Yes, there are improvements to the way we can delete/manage posts, however every action of such kind requires the user (or another third-party extension :\) to click on the button to initate the action. There is also then the confirmation box which must be accepted by the user, as it cannot be answered by other browser extensions. 

I hope this puts some minds at rest, if anyone was particularly worried.
If anyone has any questions, please feel free to ask me, I’ll answer them to the best of my knowledge.

P.S Happy New Year Everyone! 

A code monkey crawls through the Missing e code for your benefit. Although, you should note that the comment about less stress on Tumblr servers is a bit inaccurate. For example, just because the Quick (1-Click) Reblogging feature doesn’t display the reblog page doesn’t mean it doesn’t have to load it from the Tumblr servers.

If anyone else wants to take a look at the Missing e source code, please feel free to take a look at it on github.

(via pixyled)

karpchronicles:

“Aw man, this shit’s gonna get like 10 thousand notes.” 

Suddenly his door flew open, in stepped Sarah Hyneman, VP. “David! We need to talk!”

David’s eye twitched. He hated Sarah and all she stood for. One time he caught her bringing her own coffee from home and he suspended her for a month.

“No one buys cheap coffee in this office.”

“What?” asked Sarah.

David furrowed his eyebrows. “What do you want Sarah?”

“Remember last month when we stopped letting users put URLs in messages? Well they don’t like that.”

David’s face burned redder than a thousand nebulas. “They.. don’t… like it?” His eye twitched once more. “WELL THEY CAN EAT SHIT! WHAT THE FUCK DO THEY THINK I DO THIS FOR? FOR THEM?!” 

Sarah quietly began to sob. “I’m sorry Mr. Karp. I’ll leave.”

David shot back at her. “Sarah wait. Before you go..”

“Yes David?”

“Put a limit on how many asks they can send in an hour.”

Sarah could no longer hold back her tears. “David this is madness!” she cried.

“Madness?”

“This is tumblr.”

karpchronicles:

He captions the photo ‘me && my franndz on a nite out! lol!!’. Satisfied, he closes facebook and opens Netflix to begin streaming 500 Days of Summer.

Suddenly Sarah Hyneman, Vice President, walks in.

“David, a wonderful thing has happened!” she smiles. David turns to face her slowly.

“What …

stfusexists:

jefftompkins:

these people seriously think worrying over a facebook joke (and having the dedication to pursue wrath upon the internet community for “liking” it) is a resourceful use of time. really? it’s not sexism, it’s a fucking facebook group, you mindless extremist.

How rich, the boy refusing to examine why calling women sluts and advocating assaulting them with bricks could possibly be offensive thinks I’m a mindless extremist. Oh, and also that I’m wasting my time by calling people out on their sexism which promotes rape culture, but that his whining about people doing so is a good use of time.

Oh Tumblr. You so hilarious!

 Oh Tumblr. You teach me so much. Just yesterday I learned that rape is a-okay to laugh about and post images of so long as it’s fake rape. Because that doesn’t hurt anyone.

And now I’ve learned that sexism and slut shaming don’t count as long as it’s on Facebook.

Golly. It’s a good thing I learned these things or else I would think this stuff is rape culture perpetuated by misogynistic assholes.

(Source: pixelatedgallery)

playwithdinos:

flycatcher:

commanderspock:

parrotworm - robin-sparkles - peanutjuice

I swear, I didn’t edit this. I noticed it and just had to let you all see for yourselves. Lol. You’re one of us now, Andy. :D

PLEASE TELL ME THIS IS REAL LIFE

QUE? QUOI? WELCHE?

BOY HAS GOOD TASTES.

 +100 respect points Toy Story.