bifuriouslyplaid:

lokigivesnofucks:

amatoralatus:

Some Loki reactions, since we all seem to be suffering from serious Avengers Feels right now. (Though admittedly not as badly as Tom…)

Credit to hiddles-love for the brilliant base graphic~

“My body was not ready” ENTIRE REACTION TO AVENGERS RIGHT THERE

I HAVE FALLEN AND I CAN’T GET UP

(via goldenheartedrose)

akitron:

littlewendycat:

CHOKING

(Source: 7ilargitxoro7, via pixyled)

I agree with most Anxiety Cat postings.

But this one in absurd and impossible. If you hold your breath, even if you did it until you passed out, you would not die. Once you passed out your body would automatically restart your breathing and you would be fine. Obviously this doesn’t happen if something is obstructing your airway or you are underwater but one doesn’t usually do breathing exercises in those situations.

This is why when children try to get their way by holding their breath it is laughable. 

(Source: anxietycat)

jemimaaslana:

talldarkbishoujo:

hobovampire:

maybethings:

zimrathon:

You Are A:

Chaotic Good Human Ranger/Bard (2nd/1st Level)

Ability Scores:
Strength- 11
Dexterity- 15
Constitution- 10
Intelligence- 14
Wisdom- 12
Charisma- 15

…you mean I’m NOT a warlock/druid/magician/duskblade/hexblade? B(

I was really close to being evil though:

Alignment:
Lawful Good ——- XXXXXXXXXXXXX (13)
Neutral Good —— XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX (19)
Chaotic Good —— XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX (28)
Lawful Neutral — XXXXXXXXXX (10)
True Neutral —— XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX (16)
Chaotic Neutral - XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX (25)
Lawful Evil ——- XXXXXXXXXXXX (12)
Neutral Evil —— XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX (18)
Chaotic Evil —— XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX (27)

Neutral Good Human Druid (2nd Level)

Ability Scores:

Strength- 11
Dexterity- 15
Constitution- 14
Intelligence- 13
Wisdom- 13
Charisma- 12

(I was very nearly a gnome!)

True Neutral Human Bard/Cleric (2nd/1st Level)

Ability Scores:
Strength- 13
Dexterity- 14
Constitution- 12
Intelligence- 14
Wisdom- 16
Charisma- 13

(I too was almost a gnome. xD)

Chaotic Good Human Bard (4th Level)

Ability Scores:
Strength- 9
Dexterity- 16
Constitution- 10
Intelligence- 17
Wisdom- 16
Charisma- 11

(I was super offended that it pegged me as human, until I got to the results and saw I tied exactly 14 points with elf. This should be extremely hilarious to anyone who really knows me.)

I am not entirely surprised by my results.

Years ago when I took this test I took it on a good day and got Neutral Evil half-elf Bard. I took it on a bad day and got Chaotic Evil half-orc Barbarian.

Suffice to say I was curious as to what it might say about me now.

Now I got Chaotic Neutral Human Wizard (4th lvl)

Ability Scores:
Strength- 9
Dexterity- 10
Constitution- 11
Intelligence- 19
Wisdom- 17
Charisma- 13

And those are probably… yeah. Pretty much.

My alignment was a close call with CN at 22, CE at 21 and CG at 20. I somehow find this quite hilarious :D Definitely chaotic, though. No doubts about that.

My race was human at 14, but dwarf at 13. Interestingly enough. (elf at 10, for those who are interested)

And there was no argument about my class being wizard with 6 pts and the only other two classes (druid and sorcerer) I even got points in only got 2 each. (Monk and Paladin got -17 and -19 respectively, which wasn’t surprising, really, with my level of chaotic-ness hehe)

jemimaaslana:

talldarkbishoujo:

hobovampire:

maybethings:

zimrathon:

You Are A:

Chaotic Good Human Ranger/Bard (2nd/1st Level)

Ability Scores:
Strength- 11
Dexterity- 15
Constitution- 10
Intelligence- 14
Wisdom- 12
Charisma- 15

…you mean I’m NOT a warlock/druid/magician/duskblade/hexblade? B(

I was really close to being evil though:

Alignment:
Lawful Good ——- XXXXXXXXXXXXX (13)
Neutral Good —— XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX (19)
Chaotic Good —— XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX (28)
Lawful Neutral — XXXXXXXXXX (10)
True Neutral —— XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX (16)
Chaotic Neutral - XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX (25)
Lawful Evil ——- XXXXXXXXXXXX (12)
Neutral Evil —— XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX (18)
Chaotic Evil —— XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX (27)

Neutral Good Human Druid (2nd Level)

Ability Scores:

Strength- 11
Dexterity- 15
Constitution- 14
Intelligence- 13
Wisdom- 13
Charisma- 12

(I was very nearly a gnome!)

True Neutral Human Bard/Cleric (2nd/1st Level)

Ability Scores:
Strength- 13
Dexterity- 14
Constitution- 12
Intelligence- 14
Wisdom- 16
Charisma- 13

(I too was almost a gnome. xD)

Chaotic Good Human Bard (4th Level)

Ability Scores:
Strength- 9
Dexterity- 16
Constitution- 10
Intelligence- 17
Wisdom- 16
Charisma- 11

(I was super offended that it pegged me as human, until I got to the results and saw I tied exactly 14 points with elf. This should be extremely hilarious to anyone who really knows me.)

I am not entirely surprised by my results.

Years ago when I took this test I took it on a good day and got Neutral Evil half-elf Bard. I took it on a bad day and got Chaotic Evil half-orc Barbarian.

Suffice to say I was curious as to what it might say about me now.

Now I got Chaotic Neutral Human Wizard (4th lvl)

Ability Scores:
Strength- 9
Dexterity- 10
Constitution- 11
Intelligence- 19
Wisdom- 17
Charisma- 13

And those are probably… yeah. Pretty much.

My alignment was a close call with CN at 22, CE at 21 and CG at 20. I somehow find this quite hilarious :D Definitely chaotic, though. No doubts about that.

My race was human at 14, but dwarf at 13. Interestingly enough. (elf at 10, for those who are interested)

And there was no argument about my class being wizard with 6 pts and the only other two classes (druid and sorcerer) I even got points in only got 2 each. (Monk and Paladin got -17 and -19 respectively, which wasn’t surprising, really, with my level of chaotic-ness hehe)

You Are A:

Neutral Good Human Wizard (3rd Level)

(Source: anxietycat)

(Source: anxietycat)

fat-fancy-fabulous:

notquitefluent:

(via)

lol this show is so racist — brown people couldn’t have built all that cool shit MUST BE ALIENS

These shows piss off my best friend to no end. It’s godamn hilarious!

poke-problems:

even worse than gym leaders

(via pixyled)

fuckyeahgenderstudies:

hopesichord:

closertotheocean:

Last year everyone posted their bra color as a one-word status message on Facebook in an obnoxious display of internet flirtation masquerading as “raising awareness” for breast cancer. For those of you participating in this year’s version, “I like it on the…” to indicate where you leave you handbag: Please, stop.

Done? Okay. Now click HERE.

It will bring you to the website for the Breast Cancer Research Foundation, where you can make a donation in any amount, even one dollar.

If you’re picky about where you donate… they are the ONLY breast cancer-related organization that the American Institute of Philanthropy gives an A+ rating on the way they use their donations. But if BCRF doesn’t float your philanthropic boat, here are some other reputable options:

Susan G. Komen For the Cure

National Breast Cancer Foundation, Inc.

Entertainment Industry Foundation’s Women’s Cancer Programs

Carol M. Baldwin Cancer Research Fund

Nancy R. Gelman Foundation

Stefanie Spielman Fund for Breast Cancer Research

Gateway for Cancer Research

Avon

American Cancer Society

One last request, and something I wouldn’t normally ask: If you are tempted to “like” this post, please, instead, reblog it. You can change the words. I don’t care. You can remove my name from the chain of credits. I don’t care. Just pass this along, would you?

I’m so glad the internet has decided this campaign is as shitty as it is.  You smart bitches, good for you.

I was saying just this to my housemate yesterday. In the UK i’d go with Cancer Research UK above any others.

 I hate this stupid thing, the handbag/bra meme I mean. I’m glad none of my friends have really participated.

sisterspock:

sylarkitty:shoutsilence:speechbubbles:optimusrhyme:gnate1:elshaka:nichichanilimonada:pepiberto:antpower:omgmarri: emy20021967